| TITLE | DESCRIPTION | DATE | TIME | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| PJ News Break Foreign Desk Special: Obama's Secret Trip to Afghanistan | "Although critics scoffed at the idea of...an agreement with a corrupt, secretive, mismanaged, anti-American regime, Karzai said he's willing to take a chance on Obama" -- Scott Ott | May 2, 2012 | 3min |
| White House Denies That Obama Feasted on Human Flesh | "Since young Obama was only eating dog as an occasional snack, we're going to cut him some slack. After all, the President is a Democrat." -- Scott Ott | Apr 30, 2012 | 3min |
| Obama Appears on Comedy Show as Economy Slows. Plus, Solyndra Is Closed, Gitmo Is Open, Gas Is Up | "The War on Terror is over, now step into the scanner grandma" -- Scott Ott | Apr 27, 2012 | 3min |
| Romney Wins & Ron Paul Vows Spending More Money In the Name of Fiscal Discipline | "A White House spokesman said Romney's claim that Americans aren't stupid is just more evidence that the wealthy Republican is out of touch." -- Scott Ott | Apr 25, 2012 | 3min |
| Edwards Trial Kicks Off As Socialist In France One Step Closer to Becoming President | "...Edwards is a skanky, lying weasil who cheated on his dying wife" -- Scott Ott | Apr 23, 2012 | 3min |
| Zimmerman to Be Released on Bail. Plus, Pelosi Pushes New Constitutional Amendment Against Big Biz | "A White House spokesman said President Obama tried to talk Argentinian President Cristina Kirchner out of taking over the company, and even offered to give her a fleet of Chevy Volts if she complied." -- Scott Ott | Apr 20, 2012 | 3min |
| For $52 Million, Obama Will Do Absolutely Nothing to Bring Down Gas Prices | "The national debt has increased by more than $5 trillion…A White House spokesman today said that Bush's $4.8 trillion was a 'nice try'" -- Scott Ott | Apr 18, 2012 | 3min |
| Love in the Time of Obama: 11 Agents Suspended in Secret Service Sex Scandal | "Former President Bill Clinton initially expressed a desire to be a partner on 'Dancing with the Secretaries', until he learned…that his wife might appear." --Scott Ott | Apr 16, 2012 | 3min |
| EPIC FAIL: North Korea's Rocket Goes Limp. Plus, DNC's Hilary Rosen Goes Into Hiding. | "The apology comes after President Obama defended Ann Romney, saying there's no tougher job than being a Mom, especially these days, when a Mother has to teach her kids how to scavenge for food." -- Scott Ott | Apr 13, 2012 | 3min |
| Game of Thrones: Romney's Coronation Begins & Transgendered Canadian Competes for Miss Universe | "If she wins the competition it will prove conclusively that men are superior to women at everything...even better at being a beautiful woman." -- Scott Ott | Apr 11, 2012 | 4min |
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